Somehow, Sarah Jessica Parker
made it to the very top of the bottom (or would that be the bottom of the
bottom?) as a Maxim magazine article has recently named her the “Unsexiest
Woman Alive.” Really?
I mean, look at her. When it
comes to huhu grrr *stampa stampa*...okay, maybe that’s not the best set of
words (?) to use in this situation...but I mean, unsexy? Who votes on these things? More appropriately, who nominates people for
these things? Let’s look at the rest of
the top five:
Okay, Amy Winehouse has really let herself go. Letting oneself go contributes to unsexy, which would explain Britney’s appearance on the list. (Let me take this opportunity to say that this isn’t a “Leave Sarah alone!!!” posting...) Sandra Oh portrays a mean character on Grey’s Anatomy, but is she really that bad? Madonna is pushing 50, so you can’t tell me she doesn’t look good for her age.
C’mon Maxim...you aren’t trying
hard enough. I’m sure you could look
through your list of celebrities and come up with some women who would make you
shudder! Granted, the first thought that
comes out of my head at 99% of who is on TV isn’t “now that’s an unattractive
woman right there.” I mean, what about
Hillary Clinton? She ain’t no Jackie-O. And have the people at Maxim never watched
The View? (Well, I haven’t seen The View
in its current incarnation, but a quick look at the website tells me that I’m
about half correct.)
Sarah is a good-looking woman. If she was as hideous as these people are making her out to be, I wouldn’t let her be on a poster in my living room. Perhaps we all need to tweak our sexy compasses? I mean, granted, if you don’t treat your body like it’s sexy, (Britney and Amy), then agreed, that’s not very sexy. However, if certain features are out of proportion, does that really mean unsexy? No! It means they’re real! Well...sometimes certain features can be VERRRY out of proportion and be quite artificial. I was meaning natural features. Even when the ears are small, the nose is long, the eyes are far apart, the hips are wide, etc., these women can be sexy, too.
So, try again, Maxim. This time, pick some real unsexy women...and good luck finding them.
