10 Mar, 2008

TFP: A Poem for Women

Posted by stephen 11:49 | Permalink | comments (0) | Trackbacks (753) | The Funny Pages

This one's dedicated to all you married women out there:

A Poem for Women

He didn't like the casserole
And he didn't like my cake.
My biscuits were too hard...
Not like his mother used to make.

I didn't perk the coffee right
He didn't like the stew,
I didn't mend his socks
The way his mother used to do.

I pondered for an answer
I was looking for a clue.
Then I turned around and SMACKED him...
Like his Mother used to do.